Friday 25 September 2009

From a Pearl, a Pirate and a Beach Yupi to a Beautiful Mermaid



Anita, Anita what can we say
September 9, 1988 what a special day

You were born with chubby cheeks and curly hair
You were so cute it was simply unfair

We became great friends from such a young age,
Even then you had attitude and rage

With your stretchy skin and great, dark tan
Soon every man became a fan
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From boyfriends to tears to smiles and laughter,
We were always there for each other

Unless of course she started the trouble,
She seemed so friendly and oh so humble

Little did you know she caused the mess,
But unfortunately she would never confess

You would never expect it from the girl so quiet
Something so small to cause such a riot

Like our mums she always cared for us,
Tweezers and needles, sewing our stockings in class.

Always there with great advice,
So straight forward and so precise

If you ever cant find her you know where she’ll be
Cox’s Road, at Michel’s patisserie

With her take away coffee, even when she’s staying
Decaf, large, foam cup, a drop of hazelnut, “sorry Im so annoying”

Her ability to sing has shocked us all,
She thinks she’s good but she’s awful

It took until 20 to get her L’s,
But that doesn’t stop her screeching and her yells

Go left, go right, she was always wrong,
Making our trip ever so long

But in the end we always got there,
Even if it was just going to her house to smoke argileh

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One last story to end this all
Reminiscing about one of Anita’s famous calls

We all know that Anno’s star sign is a Virgo
But she we was little she didn’t understand that so,

She skipped up to her mum as happy as a can be
And said “mummy mummy I’m a virgin look at me!”

Happy 21st Anno, we love you so much

Tuesday 15 September 2009

Sport Shoes Are Such a Waste of Money

Sport Shoes Are Such a Waste of Money
By: Caroline Geroyan

If you have just purchased a new pair of sport shoes I highly recommend that you stop reading now! I mean, I don’t know how Usain Bolt started his running career, but I am quite confident he was not splurging on $250 Nike Max Airs. As a matter of fact, I am certain that he was running around on the dry Jamaican land bare foot, and it doesn’t seem to have done him any harm, in fact it has had the opposite effect.

When you walk (or run) into North Sydney Indoor Sports Centre you can always hear the screeching sounds of rubber sliding against the polished wooden floors. On one particular visit, this sound was interrupted by a loud “AAARGH”. A member of the senior men’s team was lying on the ground as he had twisted his ankle. Funnily enough he was wearing what looked to be an expensive pair of Nike basketball shoes. “Take off his sneakers,” yelled the first aid guy as he came to the rescue, “tool box” and all. Once he had reached the injured player he threw aside his shoes, as though blaming them for the casualty.

Ah yes, the smell of brand new sport shoes comes like a cool whiff of air when the box is opened for the first time, especially when you have paid hundreds of dollars for them. But why would someone do that when so much research has been done, proving that they don’t do us any favours? Gassia Hovagimian, a representative basketball player for the North Sydney Bears explained to me (whilst wearing flashy AND 1 basketball shoes I might add) that sneakers “[don’t] make that much of a difference on your physical performance but more on the psyche.” What she means by this is that wearing a prestigious pair of $200 sneakers heightens an athlete’s confidence so that they “feel” as though they are playing better. Just think of that scene in the 2002 basketball flick Like Mike, when Lil Bow Wow looks down at his sneakers before his basketball game, and whispers “make me like Mike.”

The first modern running shoe was created by Nike in the 1970’s, so its only logical to think that they would have been revolutionised to the point of perfection by now. After all, Adidas has $300 shoes on the market with microchips in them and Asics has spent about $3 million and eight years (three more years than it took to create the first atomic bomb) to invent the Kinsei, a shoe that boasts 'multi-angled forefoot gel pods', and a 'midfoot thrust enhancer'. Each season brings an expensive new purchase for the average runner.

So I guess manufacturers and marketers are onto something here, as despite sport shoes having no physical benefits it has become a $20 billion industry. Just recently my friend Anita decided to buy running shoes, so I thought I would accompany her whilst she looked for a pair. Our first stop was Footlocker. Rachel the sales rep bombarded us with 5 different shoes, each one with a longer, more “sophisticated” name than the last. The price tag on one of them screamed out to me; $279.95, a price I would consider selling my soul for. I nudged Anita, pointing to the tag. Her eyes too popped out of their sockets.

“Why are these ones so expensive?”

“Ahh these are the Asics Gek Kayanos. They’re top of the range, brand new.”

Rachel had nothing else to say. Anita and I stood there, obviously wanting to hear more about this supposed marvel.

“Let me call my supervisor, he can talk to you more about it.”

“They provide extra support and comfort,” he reassured as he paced towards us. Anita looked baffled.

“Uhh okay but don’t all shoes do that?”

“Well these are new and they fit the exact contours of your feet, do you want to try them on?” She didn’t, and walked out of the store very confused.

Two sales representatives from Nike went to watch a cross-country training session at Stamford University. Their job was to determine what type of sole the runners preferred, but to their surprise they found that they preferred…well…nothing.

When they questioned this, industry renounced coach Vin Lannana answered, “…I believe that when my runners train barefoot they run faster and suffer fewer injuries.”

So, the very best runners are given the “very best” shoes, but they choose not to wear them. Even Gassia, who is made to wear “top of the range” sneakers by her coaches, told me that “during every training session or game atleast one player twists their ankles or hurts their knees.” As a matter of fact, every year between 60 and 85% of runners suffer an injury as a result of wearing “top of the range” shoes.

Dr Craig Richards, who has spent a lot of time studying the pros and cons of running shoes, thinks that it is the way companies differentiate their products through clever marketing that makes their “features” attractive.

“They’ve been very careful. No major shoe company has ever said these shoes will decrease your risk of injury. It’s all based on perception…”

This is rather interesting considering what Ashleigh Walden, a fit technician from the Athlete’s Foot, a specialist shoe retailer, has to say. When I asked her what she thinks about all the reports stating that sport shoes don’t provide any paediatric benefit, her initial response was “that’s rubbish!” She told me how “comfort and longevity” are factors in the pricing of a shoe, as well as performance.

“Differences between a cheap shoe and expensive would be amounts the cushioning material, whether it has some kind of traction control system, support…”

But that does not make much sense to me because all shoes claim to have that type of support. Also, paediatricians claim that it is shoes in general that are causing our feet damage, not only sport shoes, so whatever we wear, no matter how many high tech missiles, microchips and memory cards are jammed into them, they are of no benefit to us!

So whats the best type of shoe to run with, if any at all? If they arent doing us any favours, and sporting organisations do not let you run bare foot what do you do? Dr Richard’s answer to this is “ Shoes that let your foot function like you're barefoot - they're the shoes for me.'” Luckily for him (and anyone else who feels the same way) Vibram, an Italian peadiatric company has created the FiveFingers, a shoe that is more like a cross between a glove and a sock. Yeah okay, it sounds like kind of an ugly shoe, but Dr Richards, who recently ran in a cross country marathon, noticed that 3 people other than him were wearing them, so it is approaching the mainstream.

And guess what?

Theyre only $100!

Monday 14 September 2009

A Letter To a Friend Written on a Cold, Lonely Night

>From: Caroline Geroyan (carolinegeroyan454@hotmail.com)
Sent: Monday, 14 September 2009 11:06:09 PM
To: Jasmine Hook (jasmine_hook@engin.com.au)


Heyy Hasmig,
(thats what Im going to call you from now on so you had better GET USED TO IT )


Well like I fully cant sleep and I was thinking about your sweet ass so I thought ide write to you to entertain you while you are at work tomorrow (well technically its today coz thats when our reading it and shit).

Anywayyyyy... So like we are fully going to the Land of Thai!!! Aaargh!!! Yayyyy!!! Massages, food, massages, food, massages (man thats all im going to do there)...oh yeah and of course beach!!! OMG..!!! Cant wait!!!

Oh yeah, my work PC username is caroline.geroyan and my password is password123 (Please dont send emails from my email...I will not go to Land of Thai if u do that) JKS JKS LOL!!

Im soo tired but I cant sleep...whats wrong with me...???

AAAARGH!! I tipped tea on myself and my chin is now burning!!!

BRB

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Okay so Im like fully back!! I had to go and get a towel...

Where was I? Oh yeah, so log in and look at some accommodation and I will too... and then we will email each other with what we find!! OMG YAAY

Dont u reckon Kanye West is a shit for what he did to Taylor Swift??? Im going to beat him down with my baseball bat....hey, just quietly, do u reckon Kanye WEST is relos with Andrew WEST??? They could have some mad historical connection you know...Do me a favor though, and DONT ask him. Many Thanks.


So0o0o0o0o whats new with you??? Whats the 411? (you know in Mean Girls...when the mums sais that...ooohhhh I fully love that movie) Fully sick and shit...

I think Im kinda tired now..so im going to try and sleep...

Yalla G'night!!

Yalla byeee
<3

ps.. my font is great


pps...im going to add emoticons to this email...i hope u can see them on the work email..