Late Night Phone Calls are Inexcusable

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning baby.

It's strange that i had about a thousand thoughts to message last night, but no one left their phone out last night. They all took their phones to bed :P
anyway.
Lets become one of those couples that discuss the weather and taxes. It could be fun :D


Terribly wet today darling, wouldn't you say so? The forecast for the next few days predicts rain... we should get a few umbrellas get on that will you honey.
Also, tonight, i doubt i have training the grounds will be closed. So i thought we could have a romantic evening just me and you, only there is a dress code.
Anything old and dress warmly.
You, me and couple of bums, plastic spoons, meals on wheels :) I've rented a cardboard box for the evening, fresh! never been used!


At the moment I'm listening to a couple of ethnics discussing World politics, using the movie "the green zone" as a irrefutable source and reference to support their case, i think i just heard one of them say "Sudamm was good....", their case being.... America is attacking the world without actual just cause under the cover of just cause. The Green Zone supports this, therefore it is fact.


Now its gone to police, their involvement in drugs and Columbian drug lords.
Prison is the next step in our conversational analysis, how prisoners run their illegal business from prison.


anyway..


Did i mention that i Love you and miss you and seriously wish it was your face i saw this morning instead of Kurt Cobain.... not saying Mr. Cobain isn't attractive... just saying....




how is your morning panning out?

One Night in Beyonce (well not really)

You see as I was going home last night a limousine pulled up beside me and the "lady" inside and asked if I needed a lift. I accepted the offer.

As I entered I saw long black legs and heard the devils music... R and or B.


She smiled and offered me drugs. I declined, but accepted the whiskey.

After a while I realised that she looked very familiar and asked her name.
She asked me to call her Miss.Knowles or however its spelt.

ANYWAY, after alot of flirting (FROM HER)she opened her legs and stated "you know Manoug, its the surprises and mysteries in life that keep the spice in my life and my penis leaning to the left..."


Awe struck and I stared at her member for quite some time. It wasnt a particularly impressive member, but it was between the legs of Miss. Knowles.

She leaped upon me, humped my arm and attempted to cock slap me, but I threw her off and jumped out of the moving vehicle and hung out with the Ermington Aborigines for protection.


By Manoug Mouradjallian